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DRINKSALLAROUNDNaive regal gnat FRIENDOFAFRIENDIndirect social connection THREELEGGEDRACEPicnic competition CROSSCOUNTRYRUNSpeed event on natural terrain DONTMOVEAMUSCLE“Stay perfectly still,” or what you might grumble six times at this puzzle’s constructor HUNDREDYARDDASHSprinter's event ISTHATAYESORANO"I need to know the answer now" STOPYOURYAPPING"Can it!" CROSSFITWORKOUTHigh-intensity exercise routine focused on functional movements BACKWARDMESSAGEThe “Here’s to my sweet Satan” that listeners thought they heard in “Stairway to Heaven,” e.g. RUMPELSTILTSKINTale with a "guess my name" guy WINDOWSCOMPUTERWorkstation option since the 1980s HANSELANDGRETELTale with a gingerbread house