LESSEROFTWOEVILS

ALLBARKANDNOBINS*Like a sawmill without disposal facilities? FORTHELOVEOFPENS*Motto of a calligraphy enthusiast? MARTINLUTHERKINGAmerican Baptist minister and activist assassinated in 1968 KYLEWALKERPETERSEnglish right-back who joined West Ham United from Southampton in 2025 ELECTRICALCUTLETSchnitzel serving that might shock you? CHOCOLATESCUFFLEDust-up in the Dove factory? ONEHOURPHOTOLABS102 Stores for shutterbugs, once BLACKANDWHITETVS36 Living room furniture, once ATSIXESANDSEVENSSee 9 BIGAUDIODYNAMITEEnglish band formed in 1984 by Mick Jones after the Clash broke up LASTTANGOINPARISControversial 1972 Bernardo Bertolucci film starring Marlon Brando and Maria Schneider BREAKINGTHERULESCheating, or what the black squares in rows 3, 5, 11, and 13 are doing LONGSTANDINGRULE"Wear sensible shoes and a lumbar support belt," e.g.? GUIDINGPRINCIPLE"You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink," e.g.?