Joke like "Reading while sunbathing makes one well-red," e.g.

Cleaning cloth3 Ewe's mate3 Fit ___ fiddle (healthy): 2 wds.3 "Deutschland," to the rest of the world, for short3 That's all ___ wrote3 Lover's ___ (petty squabble)4 Affectionate embrace3 Letters after "Pant" for a shampoo brand3