BEWARETHEAIDESOFMARCH

CALIFORNIAPIZZAKITSCHTacky style influenced by West Coast beach culture and Neapolitan food traditions? CARRIESTHEBIRDOFPROOFIs able to say, "This parrot is all the evidence I need!"? TWELVEANGRYMENINBLACKAngry Men FLASHDANCESWITHWOLVESFlash THETORTOISEANDTHEHAIRStory of Earth’s longest-living land animal trying to hide its years with a wig? DOCTORSWITHOUTBORDERS_ATSO_ and _EKYL_ SAYGOODNIGHTTOTHEHOST...at a dinner party UNLIMITEDTALKANDTEXTS_IALO_ CONGRESSIONALDISTRICTOne of two in Hawaii COMEONINTHEWATERSFINESwimmer's invitation INVERTEDROLLERCOASTERAmusement park ride in which one's legs dangle high off the ground CORPORATESURVEILLANCEControversial business oversight LETSBEADULTSABOUTTHIS“Real mature, guys, real mature!”...and advice for making the starred answers make sense