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CALIFORNIAPIZZAKITSCHTacky style influenced by West Coast beach culture and Neapolitan food traditions? BEWARETHEAIDESOFMARCHWarning about interns hired every spring? FLASHDANCESWITHWOLVESFlash TWELVEANGRYMENINBLACKAngry Men THETORTOISEANDTHEHAIRStory of Earth’s longest-living land animal trying to hide its years with a wig? UNLIMITEDTALKANDTEXTS_IALO_ SAYGOODNIGHTTOTHEHOST...at a dinner party DOCTORSWITHOUTBORDERS_ATSO_ and _EKYL_ CONGRESSIONALDISTRICTOne of two in Hawaii INVERTEDROLLERCOASTERAmusement park ride in which one's legs dangle high off the ground COMEONINTHEWATERSFINESwimmer's invitation CORPORATESURVEILLANCEControversial business oversight LETSBEADULTSABOUTTHIS“Real mature, guys, real mature!”...and advice for making the starred answers make sense