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CARRIESTHEBIRDOFPROOFIs able to say, "This parrot is all the evidence I need!"? CALIFORNIAPIZZAKITSCHTacky style influenced by West Coast beach culture and Neapolitan food traditions? BEWARETHEAIDESOFMARCHWarning about interns hired every spring? TWELVEANGRYMENINBLACKAngry Men FLASHDANCESWITHWOLVESFlash THETORTOISEANDTHEHAIRStory of Earth’s longest-living land animal trying to hide its years with a wig? UNLIMITEDTALKANDTEXTS_IALO_ SAYGOODNIGHTTOTHEHOST...at a dinner party DOCTORSWITHOUTBORDERS_ATSO_ and _EKYL_ CONGRESSIONALDISTRICTOne of two in Hawaii CORPORATESURVEILLANCEControversial business oversight COMEONINTHEWATERSFINESwimmer's invitation INVERTEDROLLERCOASTERAmusement park ride in which one's legs dangle high off the ground LETSBEADULTSABOUTTHIS“Real mature, guys, real mature!”...and advice for making the starred answers make sense