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CALIFORNIAPIZZAKITSCHTacky style influenced by West Coast beach culture and Neapolitan food traditions? CARRIESTHEBIRDOFPROOFIs able to say, "This parrot is all the evidence I need!"? BEWARETHEAIDESOFMARCHWarning about interns hired every spring? FLASHDANCESWITHWOLVESFlash TWELVEANGRYMENINBLACKAngry Men THETORTOISEANDTHEHAIRStory of Earth’s longest-living land animal trying to hide its years with a wig? SAYGOODNIGHTTOTHEHOST...at a dinner party DOCTORSWITHOUTBORDERS_ATSO_ and _EKYL_ UNLIMITEDTALKANDTEXTS_IALO_ COMEONINTHEWATERSFINESwimmer's invitation CORPORATESURVEILLANCEControversial business oversight INVERTEDROLLERCOASTERAmusement park ride in which one's legs dangle high off the ground CONGRESSIONALDISTRICTOne of two in Hawaii LETSBEADULTSABOUTTHIS“Real mature, guys, real mature!”...and advice for making the starred answers make sense