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CARRIESTHEBIRDOFPROOFIs able to say, "This parrot is all the evidence I need!"? CALIFORNIAPIZZAKITSCHTacky style influenced by West Coast beach culture and Neapolitan food traditions? BEWARETHEAIDESOFMARCHWarning about interns hired every spring? FLASHDANCESWITHWOLVESFlash TWELVEANGRYMENINBLACKAngry Men THETORTOISEANDTHEHAIRStory of Earth’s longest-living land animal trying to hide its years with a wig? UNLIMITEDTALKANDTEXTS_IALO_ DOCTORSWITHOUTBORDERS_ATSO_ and _EKYL_ SAYGOODNIGHTTOTHEHOST...at a dinner party CORPORATESURVEILLANCEControversial business oversight INVERTEDROLLERCOASTERAmusement park ride in which one's legs dangle high off the ground COMEONINTHEWATERSFINESwimmer's invitation CONGRESSIONALDISTRICTOne of two in Hawaii LETSBEADULTSABOUTTHIS“Real mature, guys, real mature!”...and advice for making the starred answers make sense